If you still believe that the meek shall inherit the earth, wake up and grow up. They are specifically meant to meet the challenge of getting even in the eighties. So my readers and I have put our evil little pea brains together to come up with this collection of advanced harassment and revenge techniques. Just as plastic vomit is now old hat, so are some of the gags and scams I cooked up in the other two books.
Anyway, Revenge! is meant to fill the gap in sophistication evident in the previous Getting Even books. I think it’s just that I was the first person who was gutsy and crazy enough to seriously address this issue-which threatensĮvery man and woman among us. I don’t know who dreamed up that “Master of Revenge” moniker. My beautifully incorrigible readers were then treated to a follow-up volume of vengeful trickery: Getting Even 2: More Dirty Tricks from the Master of Revenge. And here we have the reason why I wrote my first book on this topic: Getting Even: The Complete Book of Dirty Tricks. It is sad to think that this sort of royal screwing is such a common experience for Americans today. You didn’t speak up to protect your interests, possessions, property, reputation, or You can probably recall hundreds of times when you were insulted, stepped on, or ripped off. Or, having trusted someone with our money, time, or love, we suffer the consequences of uncaring incompetence. Just about every single day, everyone except for the most obtuse functional illiterate encounters situations where someone or some institution or business tries to take unfair advantage of us.
unlike Ronald Reagan and others of his ilk, I cannot afford to put my head in some rich friend’s corporate sandbox and pretend it’s 1949 again. Hugh Troy dreamed up his fantasy in a simpler time when people were much more civilized in their behavior toward each other I would probably have been happier back then, too. Besides, think of my fun, and how many people would be amused and not insulted,” Troy said later. “T wasn’t angry with anyone special I just wanted to shock hell out of all the pickle-personality snobs. When viewed from the balcony, their bald heads would spell out one of his favorite fourletter words. That is, everyone except for a group of bald men, who would be seated in a very special arrangement. By Troy’s fiendish prearrangement, every person at the show would have a head of thick, black hair.
He once said that his favorite fantasy stunt entailed buying out the entire orchestra section of the Metropolitan Opera House on opening night of some high-brow affair. Thoughts One of history’s funnier artists was the late Hugh Troy.
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Sweepstakes 178 Sweethearts 179 Tailgaters 181 Teachers 182 Telegrams 183 Telephone Answering Machines Terrorism 185 TV Sets 186 Typewriters 188 Urine 189 Vending Machines 193 Venereal Disease 195 Video Tapes 196 Visually Handicapped 197 Zippers 198 Zonked 199 Neighbors 126 Notary Seals 130 Nuclear Industry 131 Nurses
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Moral Sphincter Muscles Movie Theatres 123 Natural Gas 124 Mind and Ego Busters Money 120 Mooning 121 Laundromats 96 Lawns and Gardens Lawsuits 98 Lunchboxes 99 Ma Bell 100 Mail 107 Mail Boxes 110 Mass Transit 111 Media 113 Medical 115 Memoranda 117 Military 118 Hunters 90 IRS 91 Junk Mail 92 Landlords 93 Police 148 Politics 150 Porno 152 Projectiles 153 Propaganda 154 PA Systems 156 Public Utilities 157 Puzzles 159 Record Departments 160 Religion 161 Restaurants 164 Return Envelopes 167 Return Postage Guaranteed Rock Stars 169 Roofs 170 Rotten Egg Smells 171 Snowmen 172 Sources 173 Sperm Banks 175 Supermarkets 176
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Let’s Share a Few Thoughts How to Use This BookĪdditives 16 Air Polluters 18 Arson 19 Automobiles 21 Banks 27ĭirty Old (and Young) Men Drugs 62 Explosives 63 Fan Club Freaks 65 Fast Food Stores 66īars 31 Bathrooms 32 BB Machine Gun 33 Billboards 34 Bounty Hunters 35 Bureaucrats 36 Business Reply Mail 37 Candy 38Ĭassette Tapes 40 CBs 41 Chemicals 42 Christmas Trees 44 College Life 45 Computers 48 Condoms 50 Convenience Stores 51 Credit Cards 53 Delicatessens 54įorgery 70 Garage Door Openers Garbage 72 Gates 74 Genitals 75 Government Mail 77 Graffiti 78 Gross Music 80 Gun Nuts 81 Ham Radios 83 Hawkers 84 Hayduking 85 Holidays 86 Hot Tubs 87 Household 88 Houses 89 “Everyone wants revenge,” Jack Burns says, ““That’s natural.” -Edward Abbey, Good News Limited Don Mills, Ontario Manufactured in the United States of America ISBN 0-8184-0353- 5 Originally published under the title Up Yours! 5 07094 In Canada: Musson Book Company, A division of General Publishing Co. Be warned!Ĭopyright© 1982 by Paladin Press All rights reserved Published by Lyle Stuart Inc. It is sold for entertainment purposes only. Neither the author nor the publisher assumes any responsibility for the use or misuse of information contained in this book.
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